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BANCUL ZILEI | Un bărbat vrea să cumpere tanga pentru nevastă
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Începe-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi.
Un bărbat vrea să cumpere chiloţei tanga pentru nevastă.
Vânzătoarea:
– Ce mărime doriţi?
– Hmmm, greu de spus…
CITEŞTE ŞI: BANC | O BUNICUȚĂ SE PREZINTĂ LA EXAMENUL DE ADMITERE DE LA FACULTATE
– Este important să cunoaşteţi mărimea …
– Ştiu! Vreau mărimea 77!
– 77?! Această mărime nu există! Cum aţi ajuns la mărimea asta?
– Păi, avem acasă un televizor de 81 cm şi când ea se pune în faţa lui rămân în stânga şi-n dreapta cam 2 centimetri liberi!
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